Am i really a Virgo??

I've been to an astrology site lately, just wasting time, then got to read about my zodiac sign..

Virgo.. then i wondered, i pondered, is it really true.. well lets see..

1. The Virgo character is precise, refined, and a lover of cleanliness, hygiene and order. Conventional, with a rather reserved manner. They are usually observant, shrewd, critical, and patient. Supporters of the 'status quo', and conservative in all areas of life. Virgos are undemonstrative due to a coolness in their nature. Very selective, and non committal in friendship, they prefer to keep relationships on a superficial basis.

- hygiene? thats a positive, although my looks can be deceiving, i take a bath everyday.. cleanliness? well my mom cleans the house, my stuff, is stuffed somewhere in the house.. Order is boring. Conventional is lame.. Observant and Shrewd, Critical and Patient, i have those things in my other persona..  Status Quo? To see is to believe.. that's what they say, i say crap.. WTF? Conservative in all areas of life, i don't think that matches me by even little. Well i guess a bit.. Undemonstrative, we keep cool in the eyes of danger.. woohoo, hey truth is i hate arguing.. Better shut up! Jowks! The last part, being very selective, totally not me, i don't choose friends, and i don't fail them...

2. Quietly reserved, Virgos are polite and soft spoken people. Unassuming, outwardly cheerful and agreeable, they can be sensible, discreet, wise and witty, with an understanding of other people's problems which they tackle with deftness. Virgos find their friends among those who can help them move up the social strata. They can be name droppers as they like to associate with achievers.

- Reserved? Of course, that's stupid.. i'm so polite that it kills me waiting for someone for a long time, i'm soft spoken that makes me killer.. Unassuming, correct. Cheerful, not much, but if you gotta know me, i am.. Agreeable, 100% true, no one goes against me? understood? Sensible, a yeah, but i sorta most times act stupid.. hehe just for the kick.. Discreet? oh that's me alright. Wise and witty, no arguing in that, im both.. Understanding? well, i never thought of myself that way, but hey i'm willing ti help. .  So im a skillful problem solver, not yet been realized. Does the last part means i'ma User Friendly? or friendly user? or what the heck, guys you know, never have i done such things to achieve something i want..

3. The Virgo have considerable charm and dignity, which make some male Virgoans appear effeminate when they are not. In marriage they can be genuinely affectionate, and make good partners and parents. More concerned with the outcome than the process, Virgos lack spontaneity. They are meticulous planners, considering every detail and its effect. There is seldom much room for emotional involvement because the mind is always engaged and dominant. What they lack in passion they make up for in preciseness.

- Charm? i don't think so.. But its a trait that oneself can't see but others can see. Dignity, hell yeah.. Effeminate? You mean girlish? i dunno, i love girls, don't want to be one.. seriously.. especially the pretentious genders. Marriage? can't say anything bout it. More concerned with outcome than process, uhmm no.. Actually yes, i have my own ways of coming up with answers.. Spontaneity, oops, sorry yeah, i bore you sometimes but hey i'm a Virgo. Planners? WTF, i don't make schedules or plans, i come with the wind.. Emotional Involvement, although i look like a giant, i do have a heart. Lack in Passion? LIAR!! i'm passionate, you tell me.. and im precise in a way..

4. They are practical, mental people, possessing inquiring and logical minds. In this respect, they make excellent students, and good teachers. Their mental bend gives them the ability to analyze and solve the most complicated problems. Virgos have a wonderful eye for detail and often neglect the overall issues. Practical and good with their hands, they are excellent technicians and have good inventive talents. Hard workers and conscientious, they are perfectionists with little tolerance for shoddy work. There is no place in their world for people who are footloose and fancy free.

- Practical yes, Mental, mentally retarded? no, coz i switch back to maturity when the situation calls for it. Logical? indeed.. I can say i did good as a student, i've been able to share my knowledge with some people, although my communication skills are not that good related to education. Of course i love to solve problems.. Virgos have a wonderful eye? why eye only and why not make it beautiful eyes.. oh its different. Well, i'm not sure about that.. Technicians, inventive, that's me alright, i was supposed to be taking up Engineering.. Hard workers? what kind of work do you mean? huh? Perfectionists, naaaaah... bullcrap, i don't go for that, as long as its ok. Fancy free, footloose? well, i am sorta that kind of person sometimes i just want to break free.. but i won't.. i'd do good as i promised..

5. Due to the Virgo preference for detail rather than the big picture, they make better workers than they do leaders. Virgoans are essentially tacticians, admirable in the attainment of limited objectives. They have a basic distrust in their nature, not only of other people but themselves as well. They project this mistrust to others and therefore make exacting employers. Although, they will never ask anyone to do what they won't do, it is still asking a lot, because most people will not go to the pains a Virgo will..

- So you're saying i can't be a leader? well i don't want to be.. yeah i'd be a worker but i don't need you to tell me what to do.. Distrust? and Mistrust? not me.. i mean, sometimes its ok for me whatever the result is.. Don't worry now, i trust you.. Virgo's are Good Samaritans.. well i am, and yeah i'd take the pain away just so you won't have to suffer...

6. On the shadow side, Virgos have a penchant for turning molehills into mountains, difficulties into stress and cleanliness into obsessive behavior. There is a need to pay attention to health concerns, particularly those related to overt stress. Virgos are predisposed to worry and hypochondria, even to the point of exhibiting symptoms of the latest diseases. It can be beneficial to take up a pastime which occupies the mind and the hands, while providing a sense of accomplishment. A Virgo finds peace where his or her physical mark can be measured on Earth.

- yeah, that's true, when i'm stressed, i perspire, then i get itchy all over my body.. i'm obsessed with...... oops, almost revealed my secret for a moment there.. Hypochodriac am i? I'm not mentally challenged? i mean i'm a genius (he's so dumb) ok. take that back.. Yeah, i take a lot of breaks.. Timeout!!

"But modest Virgo's rays give polished parts,
And fill men's breasts with honesty and arts;
No tricks for gain, nor love of wealth dispense,
But piercing thoughts and winning eloquence."

Au revoir! :P

Comments

[Ayah]

i cant beleev i jus ALL that! hahahaha, LOVE wat u sed on #5!